…I would just wank all day. All. Day. I’m not even kidding.
I would blow off the witch and child and go lurk behind the golden trio all day long.
UP TO THE DORMS.
and I’d blame it on some bullshit spell or another.
but I would stalk the EVERLOVING FUCK out of the boy who lived and CHUCKLE LIKE A MANIAC every time he was within eye contact of Percy Weasley.
AND I WOULD THROW APPLES AT DRACO.
and oh god.
I have thought about this day for so long.
Holy shit I’d panic like woah.