Blazed, 25-year-old, aspiring woodcarver/sculptor, and Texas transplant living in Bushwick, Brooklyn.
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Me and the queen

16.Sep.14 30 notes


*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

16.Sep.14 94,006 notes
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16.Sep.14 1,079 notes
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I literally cannot believe you all follow me. 

16.Sep.14 159 notes
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

16.Sep.14 25,518 notes
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panic/anxiety attack




  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

This works.
It also works for hiccups.

16.Sep.14 557,924 notes
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((Getting dressed and looking kinda game show host-y but feel cute as hell.))

*sweats nervously* hi

16.Sep.14 69 notes
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Like I understand if you wanna release a free album but why AUTO download to everyone’s iTunes like do you want people to hate your band cuz I think ur tryin and succeeding, Bono.

16.Sep.14 18 notes
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I need food and I need to pass out.

I need like 10 hours tonight buhhh

16.Sep.14 1 note



don’t trust anyone who says something biphobic then when you call them out on it they say “i don’t mean real bisexuals. just the fake bicurious ones”.

Pro Tip: Actually there is no such thing as "fake" bisexuals. There are instead a lot of questioning people, worried people, closeted people, scared people, confused people, all sorts of people … and these are all perfectly normal things to be. Remember, there is no wrong way to be bisexual.

16.Sep.14 6,353 notes
Reblogged from : hatsukidamaru / Original Post by : theshadybisexual