diedeedoll: watching grown men rub live chickens all over each other’s bodies. EDUCATION IS BIGFOOT ANIMALS IS CHICKENRUB
mrbutts replied to your post: Summer is coming and I need to start making… same, but Arizona is like a huge cancer pit so I guess I gotta. We can be greasy together.
Summer is coming and I need to start making sunscreen a habit. I fucking hate sunscreen. I hate the smell of it, the way it feels. Says the daughter of a man who has had skin cancer removed 30 times all over his body and face and is slowly turning into Freddy Krueger.
Me: Omg why won’t my tablet woooooork *scribbling on the plastic with an actual pen*
Female Asian Watson: *leaves Sherlock a note* I need milk and panty liners. Sherlock: 9_6
moustachioed asked: who's got two thumbs and 5 years of experience with sketchup? this guy. (I'm pointing at myself with my thumbs) (except not really because I'm lazy)
diedeedoll replied to your post: honestly I’m probably just really stoned. which explains the undeniable urge to abandon all hopes for any sort of career and go live in the woods and exist only on bacon and weed. when you go to maine whenever i get a chance to visit its AWN YES THIS.
diedeedoll-deactivated20120317 asked: honestly I'm probably just really stoned. which explains the undeniable urge to abandon all hopes for any sort of career and go live in the woods and exist only on bacon and weed.
diedeedoll: I swear to god the name of the town they’re in right now on Finding Bigfoot is called Salt Pork (unless I’m going deaf and it’s something else). And now he’s making bacon to attract the squatch. This is television gold.
How ‘bout em. (Can include woodworking, painting, fanart, etc)
WALLS SAD AND EMPTY EMPTY CANVASES IN CLOSET AND HORDED PAINT I AM MAKING A CONNECTION HERE
I am a tag stalker, just sayin. You are not safe.
dr-killinger replied to your post: Don’t reblog my paintings and remove the statement… the fuck LOL YA
Don’t reblog my paintings and remove the statement about it being for sale. Its fucking rude.
This folding table I’m working on right now will be up for sale too~
If these two paintings sell my credit card will be dead and buried.
CANNOT FIND MY BOLT EAR GAUGE THAT WAS MY SIGNATURE MAN NO FAIR UUUGH
trying to decide whether i should go home this weekend and pick up my prescription or listen to my mom bitch and moan about having to pick it up and mail the ticket to me hmmmm
I need to charge more for shipping :|
PAINTINGS MAILED MY MIND IS CLEAR And I met every desperate agenda for the day oh ho hoooo!
Miss Piggy On Beauty
clumsyoctopus: crab-cakes: homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them. aaoifenakw life role model Low-cost and effective concealer
I washed down half an adderall with a Red Bull and I’m still about to pass out.
I AM WAITING FOR POLAND TO DO A SHERLOCK REMAKE
sweetlittlekitty: … IN A WWII POLAND SETTING BECAUSE THE ONLY SERIES WE PRODUCE ARE WORLD WAR TWO RELATED, WITH THE SAME ACTORS IN EVERYTHING EVER. 221B BIRKENAU STREET 9__6 I AM SURE THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF KIELBASAS SERVED AT 221B BIRKENAU STREET
creepy woody image dump
matuska: unconditionallyjordan: ok i’m sorry for reblogging this obnoxious-ass post but COME ON. AHAHAHAH THEY’RE SO GOOD. I BOUGHT THIS FIGURINE ON EBAY AND IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY
Hasn’t done a big illustration piece in yeeears
If you compare my drawing vs carving speed, even though carving takes dozens and dozens more hours to complete a piece, it the grand scheme of it all, I am a far faster carver than illustrator. Far, FAR faster.
My desperate hopes for tomorrow: empty-ish studio enough wood to finish design no pain energy no pain no pain people out of my damn face and business focus no problems shipping my art because i will rage if not b/c canvas boxes are hard to find no pain
holligenet replied to your post: I don’t know what the fuck to draw :-( Do you have absolutely no ideas? I’m always up for whatever you’ve made, but if your stuck, that’s no good. Do you want requests? I’ll take up some requests but I dunno if any will hook me, it depends. I have art blockage but I’m so tired at the same tiiiime.
I don’t know what the fuck to draw
next time i buy liquor I’m gonna get a crazy straw too
I cant anything right
sweetlittlekitty replied to your post: “His ass was like a bear trap.” —Me writing… SHERLICK, UR ASS IS LIKE A BEAR TRAP Well, i mean, look at it.