Blazed, 25-year-old, aspiring woodcarver/sculptor, and Texas transplant living in Bushwick, Brooklyn.


here’s a tegu we ran into downtown last year

02.Sep.14 4,735 notes
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9 Touching Epitaphs Ancient Greeks And Romans Wrote For Their Deceased Dogs


Aside from the general SADFACE EMOTICON and I NEVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS EVER feelings this article inspired, I will note that the best epitaph is clearly “[Myia] never barked without reason, but now he is silent." This is because, in addition to being a moving epitaph, it also reads like an extremely passive-aggressive note to the neighbors. 

02.Sep.14 915 notes
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02.Sep.14 544 notes
Reblogged from : godshattered / Original Post by : retikulation


Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

02.Sep.14 14,130 notes
Reblogged from : waltherp38 / Original Post by : jameshollingshead

I was bad and got high and bought a sweater and leggings from a labor day sale for $20 instead of $130. I had to. My want was mighty. I couldn’t pass that up. 

02.Sep.14 13 notes


I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

02.Sep.14 143,557 notes
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Better Identification of Viking Corpses Reveals: Half of the Warriors Were Female |



just in case some people try to say they don’t trust this source: here’s usa today, the original one, and if you take a look at that you can find the professor responsible for these quotes. he teaches at the university of stirling and he has a doctorate degree in medieval history. hella

02.Sep.14 562 notes
Reblogged from : sadish-radish / Original Post by : karethdreams



ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

02.Sep.14 50,493 notes
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Harry Potter Books Jewelry Box

This set of Harry Potter books has been repurposed into an eleven-drawer jewelry box. A great addition to your bookshelf, this jewelry box would be easily overlooked by thieves and invaders. Sold on Etsy.

02.Sep.14 9,794 notes
Reblogged from : fauxholmes / Original Post by : wickedclothes



well this is morbid


02.Sep.14 228,196 notes
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